
Goths love cats because they are elegant, independent, aloof, sleep a lot and throw up on things, just like Goths. Goth cats are named after ancient pagan deities or bands. There are no exceptions.
Each cat will have an elaborate origin story rivaling that of a superhero. No goth has ever gone to a pet store to buy a cat.
Pets are children to goths, even if they actually have children. This poses a problem when goths move in together, because the multiple cats as a group must somehow form a family a la The Brady Bunch. However, instead of hilarious hijinks, this usually results in cat pee everywhere.
Why cats? Because Goths need a familiar, and it’s harder to own a dog in an apartment.
photo by PentaxSLR
So what if you’re allergic to cats, have a goth background AND your name is Cat. What. The. Hell.
Triple whammy!
I’m assuming by wild, you mean the doismtec cat only feral and wild and not a breed of wild cat like the Lynx It all depends. Feeding it and trying to stick around when it’s eating helps. Slowly get closer every day as it eats. Try to pat it as it eats or slowly put your hands closer to it. (be careful as some animal freak out if you do this!) Keep at it, it will take a very long time. Just try and show it you it can trust you.This how I tamed 2 of the 4 feral cats who were hanging around my house. However, what do you mean by wild cats? As in feral, stray or really wild? Some cats who have been feral all their loves will not be tamed and some will take a longer time. If you do manage to tame it and take it in, I would not put it anywhere near your other cats before you get it vet checked (and desexed!) We were only able to tame 2 of the cats, as the other 2 were both fully grown males. They hung around and allowed us to pat them and even pick them up, but we had to move before we could tame them enough to take them in and get the desexed. This was a huge improvement as when we started they would not even let us go near them or even stand too close when they were eating.Also, where do you live? In Australia we don’t have rabies or anything, so you don’t have to be too worried about deadly diseases but in other countries you might have to.I would really encourage you to try and take this animal in simply because feral cats are pests and they kill the native wild life. Even if you can get this cat tame enough to take it to the vets and get it desexed so it can’t breed and produce more it would be a good idea. Thank you for caring for animals there aren’t enough people who do.
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What is Goose’s excuse?